Oh, My, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are We Really Surprised????????

                              Lindsay Lohan is in town, so I am telling you, as the Raving Queen, her first mistake was not getting in touch with me.  But guess what?????  She got herself arrested!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               So, what else is new???????  It seems Lindsay, in her 2010 Porsche Cayenne, darlings, was returning to Manhattan's Dream Hotel at 210 West 55th Street, shortly after midnight!  Guess she was trying to avoid that Porsche being turned into a pumpkin!

                                Apparently, a restaurant of some kind is adjacent to the hotel parking lot.  So, as this Cinderella NOT was entering the hotel parking lot, she struck an employee of the restaurant!

                                 Did she do anything?  Oh, no!!!  Little Miss Lindsay kept right on going!  The employee was apparently unharmed, which now gives him the opportunity to file a big, fat juicy lawsuit against Miss Lohan, which will give him enough of a settlement to propel him out of the food industry for good!!!!!!  Up yours, Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  When it comes to those not learning from their mistakes, Lindsay hands down takes First Prize!!!!!!!!!!!!  The police are alleging there was no drugs or alcohol involved, but, I mean, who are we kidding?  Come on; it is Lindsay Lohan!  Or maybe she gave those cops a blow job, so they would look the other way.  More offenders in New York City, male and female, have gotten out of trouble by giving cops head than any other way, I wager!!!!!!!!!!!!!  So, why should Lindsay be any different?????????

                                     I know, I know, I am such a bitch, darlings!!!!!!!!!!  And, no, Mydol will not work, because I am beyond menopause!!!!!!!!!!!  The way Lindsay is going, she will have the world's longest rap sheet by the time she makes menopause.  If, indeed, she lasts that long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       I don't hate Lindsay, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!  I just hate stupid people!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Especially those who don't learn, even after a good talking to, from Meryl Streep!!!!!!!!

                                        Get over yourself, Lindsay!!!!!!!!!!  Because, otherwise, whatever public you still have left will no longer give a rat's ass about you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!