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Wednesday, July 27, 2022

Ten Things Needed To Know About Lea Michele!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                                

                                                 1. Lea Michele is a bitch.


                                                2.  Lea Michele is a Bitch.


                                                3.  Lea Michele is a BItch.


                                                 4. Lea Michle is a BITch.


                                                 5. Lea Michele is a BITCh.


                                                  6. Lea Michele is a BITCH.


                                                  7. Lea Michele killed Naya Rivera and got away with it.


                                                 8.  Lea Michele is illiterate.


                                                  9. Lea Michele is a bully and a racist.


                                                10. Lea Michele will NOT be able to save "Funny Girl."



                                       Now, darlings, the last question is key, because one cannot salvage an already sinking ship, and this production was doomed from the day it was announced, as the producers and the director had the wrong concept altogether.  In fact, their concept boiled down to one word--cheap.



                                         That thing can be gotten away with in London--after all, what do they know about musicals? --but it will not work over here.  And it hasn't; from the first rehearsal footage I saw of the show, to the actual product, the casting, everything that could go wrong with it did.  And while Lea may think of herself as the NEW BARBRA, she is not, and I am not sure BARBRA herself could save this production.  Well, maybe with the singing, but that is it.  With her back the show would be reduced to a one-woman concert.  Which is maybe what audiences want.



                                         Which will not come from Lea.  Oh, she will sing better than Beanie, she will try her darndest to act nice, but soon the facade will slip away, as will her resilience for doing eight shows a week, which she has not had to do in at least fifteen years.



                                             Really, the team should just let Julie Benko bask in her newfound glory, and take the show out to a gentle closing, rather than a crashing flop Beanie would have left it, and now Lea.



                                               Next, after Lea?  Call me, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                                           


                       



                                                  

2 comments:

Victoria said...

Well, we saw it coming a long time ago.
I’ll add to your list, narcissist, and Criminally Insane.
And will kill Again.

The Raving Queen said...

Victoria,
Definitely a narcissist.
I believe she made a deal with the Devil
to get this opportunity. I bet she had
it planned out all along. Especially
after Beanie's reviews.