Can You Believe It, Girls????????? Our Little Martha Is 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if Donna were not enough, darlings, today happens to be the birthday of the Divine Martha Plimpton. Girls, we have loved Martha from the time she was a little bitty thing, and now she is all grown up at 40, and star of the funniest show on TV, "Raising Hope," where she is deservedly having the time of her life playing this white trash grandmom!!!!!! Yes, that is right, dears!!!!!! Martha is playing the hippest grandma this side of Granny Moses!!!!!!!!!! As she once precociously stated, or so the legend goes, "Don't fuck with me; I'm a Scorpio!" Hoeny, we know, because so is The Raving Queen, loves!!!!!!!!! And no one messes with me, dears!!!!!!!!!

To celebrate Martha's Day we are going to gather at Monsieur Davide's for cocktails... or something....and watch the latest episode of "Raising Hope!" Since it is being aired on Martha's birthday, I wonder if they will work it into the script! Whatever, we hope that Martha has a fabulous day, and not since the day when I will someday turn 40 (because my PROFESSIONAL age, darlings, is STILL 24!!!!!!!!!!) will anyone look as cute as Martha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We love you, Martha, because you are the REAL Martha!!!!!!! Not that like that fat, faux Martha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!