Darlings, Here Is A Wonderful Thought For The Holiday Season--GAY Colorforms!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It's more fun to play, the Colorforms way!"

Girls, if you are like me, and of a certain age, you grew up with this slogan, and those wonderful stick on figures with drawn backdrops. Perfect for every burgeoning gay child; I cut my teeth on the Debbie Reynolds Dress Designer Kit and Miss Cookie's Kitchen.

That was then, this is NOW. Darlings, the time has come for a revolutionary and long overdue concept--GAY Colorforms. Here is how it works.

Biff and Jeff have a house on Fire Island. Boys of all ages can dress the guys in everything from tuxes to color coordinated jock straps, while decorating their Fire Island house with centerpiece flowers for the table, Barbra and Broadway show CDs for the shelves, a complete home entertainment center to broadcast such films as "Grey Gardens" or "The September Issue," and all sorts of patterned curtains to treat the windows with--imagine a different theme each day!!!!!!!!

Just the thing MY generation would have loved, lambs, when we were gay children; in fact, I am so crazy about this idea that if it were on the market, I would buy a set now!!!!!!

I am telling you, darlings, THIS would be the sensation of the Christmas Season for young and old alike. So get on the Colorforms bandwagon and endorse my scheme. Hell, let's make it a contest. The winner who gets this put through wins dinner with the Raving Queen, and if you think this blog is scintillating, dears, let me tell you dinner and chitchat LIVE is something else!!!!! Ask Monsieur Davide!!!!

So think about this, girls, as we get our faces ready for the day!!!! I want to See this toy around everyone's tree on Christmas morning!!!!!!!

Reindeer paws, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!