Darlings, You Are Not Going To Believe It; Now My Bedroom Looks Like Rue McClanahan's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, several years ago, when I decided to give my bedroom what I thought of as a "Gone With The Wind" look, by placing red curtains over the windows, one visitor referred to them as "brothel" curtains. And so they have been ever since. But after the domestic transtioning Monsieur Davide and I have done, things have been pushed further. With matching red shades to go with the curtains, and a set of pink sheets to go with the bed--as pink as this blog's background, darlings!-- you have got to see the transformation!!!!!!!!!! Now I want multiple sets of these pink sheets so that my bed will be perpetually pink. Because, darlings, with the bed this way, I feel just like Rue McClanahan!!!!!!!!

That is right; I am sure the late actress, aka Blanche Deveraux, would be SO proud of my bed!!!!!! I am telling you I feel like a Princess just getting into it, and you know what a Princess I am, girls!!! Just like Lee Radizwill!!!!!!!!!!!

I may have to offer scenic tours of my bedroom, or have Annie Liebowitz--or at the very least Monsieur Davide-- come and photograph them.

This bed is so FLAMING, we are SO proud!!!!!! I sometimes feel when I am on it, as if it will rise in the air, while I stretch out my hands, belting "Total Eclipse Of The Heart!" It WOULD make for a fabulous music video, loves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you are just going to have to see for yourselves, lambs!!!!! Either via a scenic tour or by inputting a photo on this blog, you can see how I am defining sophistication in my depleted Queens neighborhood, and via this blog, to all my readers in the world at large!!!!! This is just the beginning, girls, there is no telling how far I can go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's meet for coffee, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!