As King Lear remarked, "How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is, to have a thankless child." But what if that child is entrepreneurial??????????????
That is the sad situation facing Blythe Danner, whom all my girls on here know I just adore, and am sure you do, too. It seems daughter Gwyneth Paltrow, will not stop pushing that envelope. I thought she had don that with "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle. That was enough for me, though Blythe patiently endured it. Then there was that other candle, "This Smells Like My Orgasm." I mean, is this for real??????????? Still Blythe remained patient and understanding.
But when Gwyneth, pictured above, endorsed this $15,000 golden dildo--that's right, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!--on her website, GOOP--which is indeed, what it is!!!!!!!!!!--I threw my arms up, in exasperation. And I am sure Blythe did, too. And I do not blame her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's just say I have seen some dildos, in my time, darlings. This one looks like a goddamned banana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blythe, dear, you have done nothing wrong. Even if your daughter has more money than any of us, she has no integrity, but is simply the P.T. Barnum of our time. And she knows exactly what fools to go after. And who will follow her every word.
You did your best, Blythe. My God, you sent her to Spence!!!!!!!!!! I don't think the Convent Of The Sacred Heart, where Lady Gaga went, would have made a difference.
We clutch your hands in support, Blythe. What will Gwyneth pull next?????????????????
Or whom???????????????????
4 comments:
Blythe embodies Class; Gwyneth, vulgarity.
Victoria,
How true. But how far can Gwyneth push
that envelope?
Two words-Vagina candle
Unknown,
She has already done that, darling!
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