Do Pitbulls Own Tattoo Parlors??????????????????

                                   If they do not, they should.  I would not be surprised if there was one on the premises of every tattoo parlor extant, because those that practice this art look like pit bull owners, who are usually convicted felons.  So, for a pit bull to go into business, this would be the one.

                                      Now, girls, you know I love dogs, but frankly pit bulls scare me. They look so friendly but can turn on a dime.  Just like mean girls in high school.  Except there is nothing feminine looking about a pit bull.  Though some of their female owners don't look that feminine, either.  More like White Trash.

                                        "Meaner than a junkyard dog."  I wonder if Jim Croce had pit bulls in mind while penning that lyric to "Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown?"

                                            I would bet a show ticket on it, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!