This Week, Girls, We Have A Local Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   They come along every so often, darlings, because let's face it, between New York and Los Angeles, between all the hotshot attorneys, Wall Streeters, plus anyone vying for a spot in fashion or the arts in either town, these are the Bitch Capitals Of The World!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      As a thoroughly New York bitch, I have to hand it to those who manage to stand above the crowd in what is already a very bitchy community.  But this week's winner takes the prize!

                                      The winner of the Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award is Evil Elmo, who also goes by the name of Dan Sandler, and sometimes, even (though no connection to the actual one!!!!!) Adam Sandler.   Just great, dolls; first he acts despicably, as you shall hear, not to mention  he sports the same moniker as the highest paid, most homophobic actor, in Hollywood, who is content to make the same movie over and over, as long as people are dumb enough to come, and there is money to be made.  And these people are dumb, let me tell you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   Not to mention Adam Sandler might have had a youthful cuteness to him at one point, but he is no hunka hunka and prime actor, like, say, Mr. Jake Gyllehaal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Evil Elmo is one of these street performers now performing in the pedestrian section of Times Square, who is supposed to be charming, and let children get their pictures taken with him. But kids today aren't easily fooled, and no one wants to go near him, because this Elmo goes about spouting  how--are you ready--the Jews are to blame for everything that is wrong with the world!!!!!!!  He stands in front of the Times Square Toys R' Us, making comments about Michael Milken, and the "International Jew."

                                        You can be sure his name is NOT Barbra!!!!!!!!!!! But, unmasked, Mr. Sandler himself looks Jewish--though he very well may not be--so what is his problem?  Is he a self-hater? Or just a
a card carrying Anti-Semite who has watched "Gentleman's Agreement" too many times on his DVD player??????  One thing he has not learned from that film is the glamour and sophistication of dress!!!!!!  And I bet he does not pour coffee half as well as Dorothy McGuire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Evil Elmo was arrested recently, because, as if the Anti-Semitism is not enough, he has some kind of personal one-man vendetta against the Girl Scouts organization!!!!!!!  He worked as a temp with them, for a time, was let go, and has since waged a war on his supervisor and on them, the latest thing declaring that the higher ups in the organization hire under-age girls for sex!!!!!  Oh, come on!  The only
thing this group can be accused of is reducing the fat content in Girl Scout Cookies!!!!!!  Which is not that bad a thing!!!!!!!!!!  Listen, if  Evil Elmo/Sandler has issues with under age sex recruitment, why doesn't he fly to Rome, and visit the Vatican,where it has practically become a cottage industry????????????????

                                           This Evil Elmo is one bitch who should have his nose tweaked and his butt kicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Jim Henson must be turning over in his grave!  If only he would come back from beyond, to bite this bitch in the ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             However, if he does time in prison, he'll get more than his ass bitten!!!!!!!!!!!

                                              And he should be made to bake, then sell, Girl Scout Cookies--in uniform!!!!!!!!!!!!!!