What Is It With These Singing Nuns, Darlings????????????????

                         Forget Julie Andrews and Debbie Reynolds.  Forget Soeur Sourire.  Even the casts of "Nunsense."  The singing nun to outdo them all is Jessica Lange, in her pre-convent days, before she became Sister Jude. Then, she was Judy Martin, a very promiscuous night club singer. She would go up to all the men between her sets, shake her bootie in a red  (of course!) dress, and purr, "You wanna dance with me?"
This is like something I would come up with, girls!  I am ashamed I did not!

                            She was also an alcoholic.  I mean, are there distinctions between promiscuous night club singers, and cheap cocktail waitresses????????  Well, one; the former is an artist. I mean, no one could accuse America's most notorious cheap cocktail waitress, Alice Crimmins, of having any talent.  As for Ellen Barkin, well, either she just got lucky, or maybe she gave great head.

                              Bet Judy Martin did so, in her day.  But, once she becomes Sister Jude, she becomes Sister Bitch On Wheels,  maintaining that "mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin," unaware she is its High Priestess.  Wonder if Jessica does a couple of sets in her habit?  I cannot wait to watch her on "American Horror Story," and find out!

                                 Nuns sell tickets; there is no doubt about it!  Sister Jude must be packing them in, darlings, at the asylum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   You just can't keep a good/evil nun down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!