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Did you see the two hour premiere of "Scream Queens" last night, girls? It, was, like, oh my God, so rad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Set in a sorority house, where a killer is running lose, Emma Roberts plays Chanel Oberlin, a total bitch! Like, uh, this is an acting stretch???????? No one does a bitch quite like Emma, but, then, with the press telling us how Emma knocked around her ex, then returned, boy friend, AHS'er Peter Evans, maybe she is carrying the bitch thing too far--off stage, I mean. no wonder Aunt Julia is worried about her.
Actually, if I were Aunt Julia, I would be more worried about this show. It is entertaining, fun, a bitch, the dresses and costumes are fabulous--but it is all rather repetitive. Thank God for Skyler Samuels, and Jamie Lee Curtis as worthy adversaries! And wait till you Lea Michele as Neck Brace! She actually tries to do some genuine acting. I say TRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is Lea, as Neck Brace, now!!!!!!!!!! Isn't she just so ugly???????? This is her attempt to shake off Rachel Berry on "Glee!" I did not even recognize her the first time, and with that brace and awful hair, she was pretty funny! But not nearly as funny as Whitney Meyer, who took away from Lea as Deaf Taylor Swift! Too bad she had her head cut off with a lawnmower!!!!!!!! That was so funny, darlings!!!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha! Ha! Actually, it would have been funnier if it had been Lea's head chopped off! Then she would have been with us for only one episode! But, hope springs eternal! Who knows? She could get chopped up, in the future! Like her career!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the end, you know who stole the show? The Red Devil! Not as tantalizing as the naked devil years before at the Coney Island Mermaid Parade, but if this fellow comes around in more episodes, things are bound to get lively!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And didn't you love it when the gay boys screamed????????
Now, THOSE were the real Scream Queens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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