Girls, Here Is A Post Surgical Suggestion--Do NOT Try To Hoist "The Collected Novels Of Colette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                             Nothing fills time following an operation like reading, darlings!  But when one is all stitched up, the choice becomes questionable.  Hoisting a heavy book like "The Collected Novels Of Colette" could undo some stitches, and then what a mess there would be!  Not to mention having to be re-stitched.

                                              Also avoid "War And Peace," "Anna Karenina," "The Brothers Karamazov;" even "Gone With The Wind."

                                               Always choose shorter, but substantial books for post-op.

                                               And nothing like Nora Roberts, or Jennifer Weiner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!