"Fryin' 'Mother's Oats' In Grease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                 Darlings, speaking of closet cases, I happen to be a closet Plantation Princess.

                                 Oh, the South is too warm and politically out of touch for me to live there, but that does not mean I can't relate to Vivien Leigh as Scarlett or Rue McClanhan as Blanche.  That is Blanche Devereaux, darlings, not DuBois.

                                      A real Southun' breakfast is frying "Mother's Oats," or "Quakers'" in grease.  It will make you feel like you are dining at Tara in your best frock.  Thank God I have David who would have to help lace me up in that corset.

                                         What a Southun' way to start the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            And since now I do eat my oatmeal close to raw, I am halfway there anyway.

                                            Maybe I will be elected Magnolia Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!