A Gay/campy chronicling of daily life in NYC,with individual kernels of human truth. copyright 2011 by The Raving Queen
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
'Nice Work,' Jessie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone out there must be listening to me, darlings, because Jessie Mueller's star is certainly on the rise!!!!!!!!!!!! No sooner do I come down to Earth from excitement over the fact she will be singing Carrie in the upcoming NY Philharmonic "Carousel," then comes word that she will be replacing Kelli O'Hara as the female lead in "Nice Work, If You Can Get It!"
Kelli's last performance is actually Easter Sunday, which is March 31, after which she will begin working on the Playwrights Horizons musical of "Far From Heaven" (with her playing the Julianne Moore role, though I can hardly see this film as a musical!!!!!!!!!!!). Jessie steps into the show the following Tuesday, which is April 2. And just so you know this Raving Queen does not waste time, Monsieur and I have tickets for the Sunday matinee, April 14!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to hear Jessie sing "Someone To Watch Over Me!" It will melt the heart, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think we will just miss Blythe Danner's turn in it. She went in on December 18, for what was to be 12 weeks. It would be great seeing both she and Jessie, but, unless Blythe renews her contract (which, who knows, she may, after hearing Jessie is coming!) , someone else will be playing the mother, come April 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie's arrival is the freshest bit of Spring right now on the Rialto! So, all you Theater Queens, gear up, in your Anne Baxter white trench coats and funny hats, to greet Jessie when she arrives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't wait, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 19, 2013
"Got Me A Garter Belt, Got Me A Bedroom...."
Listening yesterday afternoon, girls, to the Original Cast Recording of "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas" made me realize not only what a score it still has, and how proud I still am to have seen the original production, but how Susan Mansur just melted the heart when she sang her character's title song, "Doatsy Mae."
Remember Gwen Welles as Suellen Gay in "Nashville?" That was Doatsy Mae, a waitress in a small town coffee shop whom no one thought of beyond that, but who reveals to the audience,by song, her own longings and dreams!!!!!!!!!!!
Which leads me to wonder, girls, about how many of us out there were Doatsy Maes ourselves, forging what would become our individual identities in the private fantasies of our bedroom, when we were younger??????? Garter belt, or not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe that is why Susan captivated me so much as Doatsy back in 1978, because I recognized a bit of myself in her!!!!!!!!!!!! As I still did when I heard the song yesterday, with tears in my eyes, not only for the brilliance of the song, and Susan, but the passage of time. Can you believe, darlings, it has been 35 years since this show?????????????
If you haven't, dig out your copy of this recording, and give it a listen, especially when Susan sings "Doatsy Mae."
And don't kid me; I know some of you still have those garter belts out there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"No Day Like Today," Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now, girls, tell me, how do I write about Anthony Rapp's book, without being judgemental????????
I mean, I love Anthony. I loved him onstage in "Six Degrees Of Separation" and "Rent" (even if I did not love the shows themselves), and I just love him as Matt Spevak on the 'SVU' episode, "Bound," where Jane Krakowski shows him that little sister don't miss when she aims her gun....or in this case, syringe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I was all set to embrace Anthony, when I began reading his book, "Without You." But I just couldn't.
To be sure, the book is well written, and painfully candid. While recounting his mother's battle with cancer, I had to put the book down at times; it brought me back to that horrible period of Winter 1978-Spring 1979, when my mother battled cancer. Which is another story, for another time. Reading Anthony's experience brought mine back painfully to the fore.
And I did have more than a modicum of sympathy for Anthony. He gets the break most of us who perform only dream of, in the show of his lifetime, one that has stood the test of musical theater history, and made him a Legend Of The Musical Stage. Imagine having to balance this with a parent's terminal illness. I know I would have cracked.
So, why can't I be more embracing of Anthony?????????
Well, for starters, he has a rotten temper. It sounds like his grandmother's abusive personality skipped a generation, and filtered down into him, which accounts for (which he candidly reports) his tendency to get into vituperative fights, and his difficulties in maintaining his relationships. Then there was the whole matter of his coming out, which I could not respect, because Anthony was one of those gays who could not admit it, claiming he was "bisexual." He even made it with girls, which does not suggest gay to me at all. That is me being judgemental, darling, but the gays I know who really are have stuck to guys their whole life. Anthony's setting himself up as some sort of mentor for the gay community, via his allegedly caring nature, and his sexuality, is one big diatribe of hypocrisy.
At one point, his straight brother, celebrated playwright and author Adam Rapp, confronts him head on--"You think you're so special?" he asks. Well, Anthony is special, because of his talent, but unfortunately I have to wonder how much of that personality gets in his way. When I recently saw Anthony on the 'SVU' episode "Lessons Learned," I was, like, "Where has he been?" Maybe he doesn't work as much as he should because he is difficult. Maybe he and Jane Adams should team up!!!!!!!!!
I have to applaud Anthony for writing the least flattering aspects about himself into the book. And yet, to know him is not necessarily to love him. After reading this book, I can tell you I would not want to hang out with him. Even if I had adored "Rent," which I did not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Anthony! If you want to meet a REAL diva, come on! I'll take you on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But that's just me, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Nothing Like Planning Ahead, Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe it's the Winter Blues that has me looking ahead towards Summer, what with the Mermaid Parade, not to mention my Summer Reading Project! Between hard copy, and now Kindle, I have been on a reading frenzy, which is all to the good, but I am getting to the point where I am craving a nice, BIG book! I have that nice new edition of "Villette" waiting, which I should get to by early Spring, but Summer, for me, darlings, is when I do the reverse of everyone else!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that makes me a Bizarro!!!!!!! Hell, I'm bizarre enough, anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most people read lightly during the Summer, (which, let me explain, I define as the period from Memorial Day to Labor Day!!!!!!!) but that is when I do the heaviest material. Like the Summers between age 46 and 51, when I read, one volume at a time, Marcel Proust's "Remembrance Of Things Past." Or the Summer I did Fallen Women In Literature--"Madame Bovary," Anna Karenina," "The Return Of The Native," and "The Awakening." Or how about last summer, when I read "Les Miserables" to refresh myself for the film??????????
So, with Summer eventually approaching, as it will, and me craving some BIG books, I have compiled a list of potential Reading Projects, which I will present on here, and if you girls feel so inclined, you can suggest which one I should undertake. Her goes:
1. "Anna Karenina" (again) by that husband-wife translating team, and "Infinite Jest,"
by David Foster Wallace. No connection here; I just have to get these books,
especially the Wallace off my To-Be-Read and on to my Read Shelf!!!!!!!!!!
2. The Summer of Thomas Wolfe--Where I read "Look, Homeward, Angel,"
and "You Can't Go Home Again," concluding with a rereading of
"Youngblood Hawke," by Herman Wouk, which is purportedly
based on the life of Thomas Wolfe.
3. Cracking The Classics--Where I read, for the first time since high
school, "The Odyssey" by Homer; the Robert Fagles, following
that up with Ulysses" by James Joyce. The latter uses Homer's
epic for its structural basis.
What will it be, girls?????????? You tell me!!!!!!!!!! Bet Jodi Picoult oe Jennifer Wiener don't undertake projects like this, sticking to the oeuvre of Jackie Collins. Honeys, if you were as really sophisticated as you seem to think you are, you would at least try tackling "The Inheritance Cycle," by Christopher Paolini!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, what will it be, girls!!!!!!!!!!! It's sure to be a fun Summer! And you will get , of course, a full report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Reading, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Friday, February 15, 2013
You Know What I Would Have Done, Darlings?????????????
Girls, I am telling you, it is all connected, when it comes to theater. I am sure some of you need not be told who is pictured above, but for those who do--that is Pamela Blair, in her signature role of Valerie Clark (singer of "Dance Ten; Looks Three") in the legendary Original Cast of "A Chorus Line. And if you look closely, behind Pam, you can spot, left to right, Don Percassi as Al, Rene Baughman as Christine, and Cameron Mason as Mark!!!!
Three years later, Pam went on to originate another role--that of Amber, (later changed to Angel) a young girl who shows up from Nowhere, and comes to work for Miss Mona at "The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas," in the original cast of that show, back in 1978. You can hear Pam distinctly on the vocal lead in the song "Hard Candy Christmas," on the cast recording, and she is wonderful.
But, did you know that before the show hit Broadway, Pam had another song assigned to her, only, for reasons I can't fathom, had it taken away from her by the time it opened???? You know what song that was, dolls???? "The Bus From Amarillo!"
Yes, it should have been Pam singing that song. Now, I can recall sitting in the 46th Street Theatre, back in the Summer of 1978, and listening to Carlin Glynn (mother of Mary Stuart Masterson) as Miss Mona sing it. The song, and her rendition, just stopped me in my tracks, and they blew me away! But to hear Pam Blair sing it...oh, my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine--being handed a guaranteed show stopper, then having it ripped from under you!!!!!!!!! Know what I would have done, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would have scratched someone's eyes out! No one takes a show stopper from me! It has never happened, and it never will!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, the next time you listen to that recording, and that song, imagine if Pam were singing!
And maybe she will, at some future date!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Southern Gothic Fiction Is Not Dead Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"A Land More Kind Than Home," Wiley Cash's first novel, came out last year, and even made the list of the New York Times 100 Most Notable Books Of 2012. But I was hardly aware of it, until about two weeks ago, when I saw the paperback in the store, and was struck by the following quotation from the Richmond Times Dispatch--
"Reads as if Cormac McCarthy had decided to
rewrite Harper Lee's 'To Kill A Mockingbird.'"
Oh, really????????????? Hmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I picked it up. That was some endorsement, and let me say first off
it is not "To Kill A Mockingbird." It could not be. That (and I am sure Mr. Cash would agree with me) was a once in a lifetime experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But there are many remarkable things about "A Land More Kind Than Home."
There is a distinctive Southern lyricism to Cash's prose style, different, say, from Lee, McCullers, Faulkner--the Southern giants!!!!!!!!! It is his own, made more remarkable because he tells the story from the viewpoint of three key characters--a young boy named Jess Hall, whose family is torn apart by events herein; Adelaide Lyle, an older woman, who seems to be the moral compass of the town, and Clem Barefield, the sheriff of the town. Even more remarkable is that every standard component of Southern fiction that has been used over time--an abusive father, a weak willed mother, a perceptive child, a handicapped one, an evil religious leader, snakes--is present, and yet the dang thing works!!!!!!!!!!!! Because of Cash's remarkable voice, or his ability to create three voices whom you believe are telling you the tale, this novel works in ways where in other hands, it shouldn't, or wouldn't.
Once I began, I found myself so invested. I actually did something I have never done. I have a long subway ride home to the wilds of Brooklyn each night, and last night, near the end of my ride, I concluded the novel. I could not go on. I just sat there, thinking, about the story, and about some of the characters (one in particular, which I will get to). The train stopped, and, still thinking, I got up and walked out into the wrong neighborhood!!!!!!!!! It took me several seconds to bring myself back to Earth, because I could not stop thinking about this book.
Most particularly, I could not stop thinking about Julie Hall, the mother of Jess (one of the narrators) and Stump, his older brother, mute (some reviewers say autistic), whose death precipitates what follows. All through the story, I did not know whether to feel sorry for Julie, or to hate her.
I guess I ended up doing a little of both. What I ended up hating Julie for the most was her stupidity and malleability; she is not exactly the Mother From Hell, but she behaves in ways suggesting she is incapable of any self awareness or thought. Of course, as the story built, I was hoping for certain characters to get their comeuppance--and they do--but in the case of Julie, I wondered about what Cash did with her. I admit the blood lust part of me wanted Julie shot through that car dashboard too. But when the dust settles, Julie disappears, and the novel's unlikely hero (Jess' grandfather, Jimmy Hall, who had a history of being a domestic abuser, as well as possibly being involved in a local young man's death decades before) turns up, I was content, but Julie kept bugging away at me!!!! Like another famous Julie--Julie La Verne, in Edna Ferber's "Show Boat," she disappears, though she turns up briefly again in the novel. Cash's Julie simply vanishes--and I found myself thinking about that.
Does she vanish out of wisdom, shame, or selfishness? What will happen to her? Where will she go? And, most importantly (and this is why I think Cash spared her) how will she grapple with all that has happened, some of which she instigated, enough so that she will be able to live with herself? Or will she? I am not saying I want a Julie story, (I was tempted to write one, for a second, just for the fun of it!!!!!!) but I would like to have known, with the possibility of redemption being held out to so many in this novel, why it seems not to be held out to Julie!!!!!!!!! I guess that is her punishment, and I am not saying she is not deserving, but it sure gave me pause to think.
"A Land More Kind Than Home" passed the supreme test--when I finished it, and brought it home, I knew it was a "keeper," something that would rest on my book shelf, because I would eventually reread it again. In a kind of irony, because I have my books in alphabetical order, it rests beside another Southern writer's work--Truman Capote's "In Cold Blood."
At last, another addition to the Southern canon!!!!!!!!! Curl up on the porch with this one, drink some sweet tea, and enjoy, while being provoked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, Mr. Wolf, Why Are You Such A Dick??????????
This was the question I found myself asking, as I watched the unfurling of "Secrets Exhumed," the eagerly awaited episode of 'SVU,' because it featured another star turn by the brilliant Marcia Gay Harden, as FBI agent Dana Lewis (aka Starr). And Marcia certainly did not disappoint, but the script--oh, my God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I saw where I thought (hold that word a sec!) the episode was going, I was just incredulous. The idea of framing Harden's character, a top FBI profiler, in a crime committed more than twenty years ago, and then arresting her, making for a handcuff clad exit, as she is being written out of the show, just did not sit well with me, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!! And this morning, I find myself mulling over it.
Did they really write Dana out of the show? Why? Or is this (which I hope) some kind of plot contrivance, which will bring Dana back to clear herself of charges, and cause the SVU gang to wind up with egg on their faces???????? They deserve no less.
But these are just actors playing characters, so they cannot be held accountable. But Dick Wolf can. What on earth is he thinking--getting rid of Diane Neal, Stephanie March, B.D. Wong, and NOW Marcia Gay Harden????????? An Oscar winner, no less, not to mention one of our best American working actresses out there?????????
I think a police uniform clad Meryl Streep and Amy Adams should just march right into Dick Wolf's office, and pistol whip him silly!!!!!!!! And Warren Leight, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy could do it with that perky, radiant Amy smile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should that not work, I think Wolf should be locked in a room with Lindsay Lohan, and forced to negotiate a contract with her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See how much his sanity can take!!!!!!!!!!
Really, Dick, how can you let this 14-year-old show sink so badly???????? Better to have ended with last season's finale--Elliot leaving, Sister Peg deceased--then to subject it to the slow death you are giving it. And eliminating Marcia is certainly a case of biting one of the hands that feeds you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Despite how bad the episode was, I loved every single second Marcia was on camera. She was perfection, and a pro all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But then, girls, when isn't she??????????????????????
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