A Gay/campy chronicling of daily life in NYC,with individual kernels of human truth. copyright 2011 by The Raving Queen
Friday, November 24, 2017
Have You Seen This New York Lottery Commercial, Darlings????????????????????
This commercial neither grabs me, or annoys me. It is just so blatantly a spoof the movie "Arrival," and just who is that woman/actress, who, if one was drugged out of one's mind, or half asleep, might think it is Amy Adams????????
The first time I saw this ad, I thought it was Amy--until the camera moved in close, she was not as radiant looking as Amy, nor did she have Amy's voice.
But--I wonder if she works as stand in for Amy on her films? Because, if the hair is actually real, she could.
Amy Adams doing commercials? Not on your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But let us hope the stand in can parlay this into some kind of career?
And just who came up with this idea, anyway? It is not like "Arrival" (which I saw) was a world beater of a movie. Had it not had Amy, it would not have been watchable!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome, Everyone, To Black Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Forget the Fourth of July, Halloween, or New Year's Eve. Forget "Black Narcissus," "Black Orpheus," or even "Black Sunday," Today is actually the most dangerous day of the year.
It is Black Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I find it extremely ironic that the happiest time of the year, the Holiday Season, begins on a dangerous note. What kind of trash idiots would stand in line at 2am, or whenever, in the freezing cold, just to get into a store and buy items for everyone else? What does this say about their pathetic desperation? And their lives?
I still think of this as the day, years back, when a worker was trampled to death, while opening up the door of the store. If that does not say how sick this day is, nothing does.
Shop until you drop? It just may happen, today!
Stay out of trouble, girls! Stay away from the stores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, November 23, 2017
How Could I Forget Turkey With Attitude???????????
This turkey has one great, big, nasty attitude. But you should see the one decorating our apartment door. Its head is turned to the side, with a big "don't fuck with me" look on its face, which is perfect for the holiday.
You can't blame the turkeys for having attitude on Thanksgiving. And the poor birds cannot even blame the Pilgrims, because it is said the fowl was not even served at the first Thanksgiving. In fact, some maintain, it was a pretty vegan meal!
The turkeys needs to find out who came up with the idea of them being the main course at Thanksgiving. Once they have someone to point the finger at, I can speak on their behalf.
But we just love the one on our apartment door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Always In Love With Amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amy Sedaris, that is.
Baby Gojira was so disappointed the other night, at the David Sedaris reading, because he did not get to see Amy. He still wants to be on her show, preferably as a sous chef, but he has a craft idea for the show, which, I am sure, has never been attempted.
Actually, Amy herself supplied the idea in her famous Village tour on YouTube, which was done back in 2004. When talking about one of the many porn shops that were in her neighborhood, then, she says, at one point, "And they have holes." Clearly, the audience did not get that. But I did. She meant glory holes.
Glory holes are always at crotch level, so men of a certain inclination can stick their appendages through them, even though it is anyone's guess what is on the other side. And if they get some wacked out homophobe, or, maybe a guy with penile dentata--who will just bite it off!
Yuck!
What fascinated me about glory holes, is how and when they are made. And by whom? At Rutgers Men's Room, back in the day, the stalls were made of something porous, and more plasticized than wood. Hey, I am gay! What do I know about construction, except the workers???????
The perfection of roundness, and the smoothness of the carefully crafted hole was always impressive to me. Even in cheap sleazy places, the material may have been crude, but the craftsmanship was superb.
I mean, when was the first glory hole in history? Who built it, and when? Who coined the term, and how is it properly defined. We all know what GLOOOOOORYYYYYYYY means, don't we, fellow queens? A person could do a whole dissertation on this topic!
I guess by now, Amy, and readers, you have figured out what the crafts project is. Right--a home made glory hole! If the censors would allow it, but since the audience did not grasp it, back in 2004, I am sure it could get through. Baby Gojira would love to help, especially if Chris Meloni could come back, and guest assist. Then, once drilled and sanded, Amy could sail in with her versatility--what color to paint the rim; curtains or not, and what kind, and what kind of shelf paper around the rim to absorb the.....leakage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, Baby Gojira and I think it's a cute idea!
How 'bout it, Amy????????????????????
Sure To Be One Of The Favorite Bitches On Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just because it is Thanksgiving does not mean there cannot be a Bitch Of The Week, and so here we are. The winner of the award this week is Professor Amy Bishop, who is one piece of work. If Rodgers And Hammerstein had written a song about her, it would have been "The Girl You Don't Say No To."
Because, for all that Amy was brilliant, if not pretty, she was pretty much a psycho. Her brother dared to disagree with her, at their home in Braintree, Massachusetts. She shot him right in the house! In cold blood! This was ruled an accident, but, sweeties, let me tell you, it was not, back in 1986. But twenty-six years would have to pass, before it was realized how wrong this classification was.
Amy was smart enough to get in and sail through Harvard, earning herself a Ph.D in Biology, or some aspect thereof. She managed to land a professorship at the University of Alabama in Huntsville, but things did not go well there.
You've all had, at one point, those annoying coworkers, who go around telling you, to make sure you know, but really reassuring themselves, that they are better than anyone else. Miss Amy was one of these, which did not pass muster with her students, who hated her, and for good reason. And her superiors on the faculty took notice of this.
You have got to see, on ID, the dramatization of the diner incident, which actually happened. Amy was the mother of several children, and the youngest needed a baby seat. When the waitress calmly explained all were being used, and there were no more, Amy flew into a rage at her, then she went to the nearest family possessing a seat, and proceeded to take it from them, out of the sense she was entitled. "Don't you know who I am?," she screamed. "I am Professor Amy Bishop! I went to Harvard!" I mean, this has GOT to be seen!!!!!!!!!!!!
But really, Amy, you bitch, who gives a fuck? Your dumb cuckolded hubby just sat there, afraid he would be abused. Besides, in 1993, he was questioned with Amy in an incident involving the making of a pipe bomb, aimed at her lab supervisor. What a prize couple!!!!!!!
Talk about love being blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The only one who might get away with the diner incident is Miss Diana Ross. Sure, she is a bitch, sure she killed Florence Ballard, but, at least she is SOMEONE! Amy never accepted that, for all her brilliance, she was still a big nobody.
Because of her brazen attitude, and poor teaching skills, Amy was denied tenure, and this, for her, was the last straw--because she knew she was smarter and better than all of them! At least, that is what she kept telling everyone!
The denial came through in March of 2009. Her last semester would be Spring of 2010. On February 12 of 2010, Amy attended a faculty meeting, which, as she was leaving in several months, she did not have to. But no one thought there was anything wrong with this; after all, she was still on staff, and just trying to be professional.
Amy sat quietly for about forty minutes. Then, at 4PM, she pulled out a nine millimeter gun, and open fired at everyone in the room. Six people were attacked; three died, but three survived. I mean, we have encountered disgruntled staff at meetings. But THIS?????????
This bitch was too much, but her goose was finally cooked. On September 24, 2012, she was sentenced to Life in prison, without parole. Which, I am convinced, served for the brother's death, too!!!!!!! Let's see how good your Harvard credentials, are, Amy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not only is she sick, but arrogant! Entitlement in a greasy spoon diner, over a baby seat? This woman has problems that cannot be fixed, so she is where she is.
What department do you chair in prison, now, Amy??????????????
Happy Thanksgiving, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, we have plowed through November, and here we are already, having arrived at Thanksgiving. I want to wish everyone on here a very happy one, and give thanks to what I have.
1. Most thankful of all for my beloved David, who keeps me on my feet.
2. Thankful for all the family and friends in our lives.
3. Thankful I made the decision to retire, and the time I now get to spend
on projects for myself.
4. Thankful that David and I got married, on January 10. Cannot believe
we are approaching year one.
5. Thankful my health, hair and skin tones are still hanging on.
6. Ditto David.
7. Thankful my eyes are still strong enough to read the 100 plus
books I have this year. Going for beating my record of 114.
8. Thankful my father is alive at 102, even though he is slowing
down.
9. Thankful for all our beloved animal friends.
10. Thankful for all of you, my readers.
OK, now chow down, everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 22, 2017
Darlings, I Cannot Wait For This Piece Of Trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever since the famous clash with Nancy Kerrigan on January 6, 1994, (which, incidentally was not carried out by Tonya, but by Shane Stant) Tonya Harding has gone on to become regarded as the kind of campy White trash respectable folk such as I would never socialize with, but just love watching, as she goes at people with a camp bitchiness that can only be admired.
With Margot Robbie, as Tonya Harding, and Allison Janney, looking the trashiest I have ever seen her, as her mother, this film, scheduled for release on December 8, 2017, (my God, that is the Feast Of The Immaculate Conception. what is going on here?) this film looks like it could be the Camp Classic of the year! No matter how bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They should have called it "Trash Talkin' Tonya," and had Todd Hayes do it, starring Trailer Trash Barbie, in the title role! Oh well, I guess, been there, done that, but I am telling you, this is the Holiday surprise to watch for! The perfect way to unleash that needed laughter, as the Holiday season gets more and more stressful.
I doubt anyone, even Janney, will get an Oscar nomination. If they do, then the film will not have done its job. We want trash, and trash is what we must get!!!!!!!!!!!
As Nancy Kerrigan would have said, "Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyy???????"
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