Darlings, I Need Someone Who Can Take These Christian Louboutin Shoes, And Make These Into A Pair Of Men's Loafers! Can Anyone Do That???????????

                                                     I  mean, girls,  they are by Christian Louboutin!  Aren't they simply fabulous??????????  Divine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                      But, like,  these  are for women.  I need these in a men's loafer.  Is there a staffer  at the outlet  store who can find  me a pair, or  have  them  custom made?  I mean,  suppose  I have  to make an important appearance?  Like  in Manhattan?  Or  at  The MET Gala??????????????

                                                          It is high  time I  attended  this  last.  But clothes make  the  guest!

                                                          I need  to  get  hopping,  shopping!

                                                           Post colonoscopy plans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!