Actor, Or Politician?????????? With Chris Christie, Who Can Tell???????????????

                      With Alec Baldwin, it is easy. He is an actor, who straddles back and forth between acting and politics.  And he has fared well at one, not done bad at the other. But Chris Christie, governor of New Jersey, is very a different proposition.

                         My God, the man is obese!  Heaven forgive me, and may God keep me from gaining any more weight, but what sort of bed does this man sleep in?  And a wife sleeps with him???????  Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          I have been out of Jersey for--well, in December it will be 32 years--so I cannot comment on Christie's performance as a governor, but I can find some roles for him as an actor that would suit him to a tee.

                            1. Shakespeare's Falstaff
                            2. Henry VIII
                            3. Fatman--the criminal foe of the super-hero The Web, who smothers people to
                                 death, with his weight
                             4. Edwin Flagg in a remake of 'Baby Jane!'
                             5. Ralph Kramden
                             6. Jackie Gleason in a biopic
                             7. Bouncing Boy--if he were younger
                             8. Minnesota Fats in a remake of "The Hustler"
                             9, Nicely Nicely in "Guys And Dolls"
                            10. A biopic of Sidney Greenstreet!

                            This man has endless possibilities, when it comes to an acting career. He should think about it.

                              And fat people can be sex objects too. Christie must be the poster boy, or centerfold (gasp!) for all the gay Chubby Chasers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Hubba, Hubba, dolls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!