What Could Sally Hershberger Have Done For Medusa????????????????????????

                                    Poor Medusa.  One has to feel sorry for her, darlings, because what in the world did the poor girl do, when she wanted to get her hair done?  Even a wash and set?

                                     Now, "Amazon" is exploiting poor Medusa, with some sort of Madonna wannabe, not even mentioning who the two other sisters--Stheno and Euryale--were. This could have been one girl group act that would stop shows.

                                      And think about the poor snakes atop Medusa's head.   They are alive, so they are not going to take kindly to being clipped, shampooed and dried.  Do snakes even bathe, anyway?

                                        And, of course, Medusa turned those who gazed on her to stone.  Poor Sally.  As challenging a client as this might be, I don't think she could afford to take her.

                                          Poor Medusa. What's a girl to do???????????????