Girls, We Cannot Wait To See The Giant Bat-Rat Spider-Crab Creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Isn't that some creation, darlings?  Wouldn't it look good as a panel for an entire wall?

                             Tonight, for the first time since we have been watching "Svengoolie," he is going to show 1959's (or was it 1960?) "The Angry Red Planet."  This was AIP's venture into intergalactic space monster territory, and not only is it highly regarded, but it has also been praised by critics and film scholars!  That's right, dears, can you believe it?

                              Because of the creature pictured above, I cannot wait to see this movie on "Svengoolie" tonight at 8PM.  You have never seen anything like this, darlings, so it is worth tuning in.

                              The planet of the title is Mars, which is what this planet has been labeled in real life.

                              But there is nothing real in this Mars, dolls!  Hopefully, just camp fun and laughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               See you at 8 tonight, when we all blast off, dears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!