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Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Does Green Goddess Salad Dressing Still Exist????????????? Does It Have To????????????? Why???????????????


                                                      Honestly, girls, I have never seen anything more disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!



                                                      I remember, when "The Exorcist" first came out, back in 1973, when I was just an innocent college freshman.  When I saw that green mess pouring out of Linda Blair's mouth, most people likened it to Split Pea Soup.  Not me, darlings.  You just knew I would have a different take.  And you are right, darlings.



                                                         I thought it resembled Green Goddess salad dressing.



                                                        My mother actually served this stuff for a time.  Its color was repellent, and its taste was foul.  She would serve the salad in these small wooden salad bowls, and I swear this dressing would eat right though the wood!  Psychologically, I could not stand it, so one night I actually got sick and upchucked the dressing!  That was the last time I ever ate it.



                                                         Now it is being featured on some sandwich commercial and seems as repellent as ever.  Companies get rid of products now and then.  Why the hell doesn't Kraft get rid of Green Goddess???????????????



                                                           I am sure you would not see this in supermarkets in Ireland, girls.



                                                           Yuck!  Grossness plus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Victoria said...

what gives it that ghastly green hue, it is avocado, or spinach??
Spinach would be a little less disgusting than avocado, I think.

The Raving Queen said...

Victoria, According to David it is avocado. I hate avocado, no wonder I dislike Green Goddess!!!!!!!!!!!