Happy Candlemass Eve, Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 Girls, how could I forget?  Tonight is Candlemass Eve.  The night the witches mock the rituals of the church and.........sacrifice a VIRGIN????????????????

                                   A WHAT??????????  A virgin????????????  What the hell is that????????????

                                  I know, I know, it seems there aren't many around anymore.  I mean, even one's old maid aunt may have had some experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     And if there are any on here reading this, consider the possibility you may not be old enough for this blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    You have to feel for the witches.  All they want is one virgin, and each year it gets difficult to find one.  Certainly not in a women's prison!  And do convents still exist?????????????

                                   Candlemass Eve will continue.  But it may come down to sacrificing a virgin effigy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       For so many reasons, purity and virtue need to return, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!