I Got News For You, Kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joyce Maynard Beat You To It First! And She Was Younger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                        Not only that, but she had a pedigree of educated parents, and then had a relationship with J.D. Salinger that rocked the literary world

                                           Last night on his Saturday evening show, "On Stage," Frank Dilella, resident phony who fancies himself a member of the theater community--only no one else does--had this Tik Tok loser on his program, and what a bunch of bull.  All the memoir tricks were pulled--maudlin, self-pity, addictive parents, self-addiction, and while he has never been on a Broadway stage--I doubt if he has even seen a Broadway show--fancies himself a member of the Broadway community.

                                             Girls, the kid is as phony as a cigar store Indian.  Remember "A Million Little Pieces," by James Frey?  When it came out, in 2003, it was thought to be the last word on addiction.  I read it.  Only it was revealed later Frey fabricated the whole thing.  Sure, it could read as a good novel about addiction, but why not market it that way?  Phony slob!  No one will read you again

                                               The same could be said of Chris Olsen.  Kid, quit while you are ahead.  Go back to whatever suburban burg you are from and take a dance class in the studio above the town grocery store.

                                                The Island Of Failed Performers, darling!