A reader has asked me, "What "celebrities," other than Gwyneth and Mariska, do you find insufferable????????????"
Ok, Everyone, here goes--
Let's start with Adam Sandler. There is nothing the least bit funny about his repetitive vulgarity. Though he does try to stretch himself, for which I give him credit, his outright homophobia is enough to fill me with disdain.
Lin-Manuel Miranda--I guarantee you that, in ten years, he will be forgotten. He may have caught the pulse of the time, with "Hamilton," but he did not catch MY pulse, hons. His need for recognition is insatiable. And what is more, he is a great, big closet case and hypocrite. When his fame flees, I will be glad.
James Corden--Almost the same thing. Closet case, definitely. Tries not to be, but overdoes everything, even when attempting musical theater. Forget his late night show; I am not up, and he is not one for whom I would stay up.
Kate Hudson--Still known for just one movie, "Almost Famous." How long is she going to live off of that? Has tried fashion, but failed abysmally. If her mother were not Goldie Hawn, she would not even be heard from, anymore!
Paula Zahn--Oh, my God! She has absolutely no sense of style or fashion, and can't she even comb her hair! That wild look she has is far too "mature" for--and I am being kind--though her wardrobe is not entirely her fault, as she is clearly dressed and styled by straight men! And then there is her lack of journalistic professionalism--you can tell she is just shilling for change, with not a bit of interest in the case, at hand. And that wretched, earnest, school girl delivery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hang it up, Paula!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Julie Taymor and Diane Paulus-- Both currently consigned to the Island Of Lost Directors. Taymor bit more than she could chew with "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark," which should have been kept dark. That Paulus got "HAIR" right--especially casting Allison Case as the best Crissy since Shelley Plimpton, was something of a minor miracle. I pray that her all female version of "1776" never reaches town. If it does, then I should be allowed to play Mama Rose!!!!!!!!!!!
David Birney--Ex-husband of Meredith Baxter Birney, who came out as a lesbian!!!!!!!!!!! See what living with him does? Seriously, girls, I have dealt with him, and the arrogance just drips off him, like Giuliani's hair dye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How's that, hons??????????????????????????????????
5 comments:
PERFECT!!! I needed a laugh today, and You did NOT disappoint!
Unlike every one of those celebrities.
I might add a few of my own to the list!
Victoria,
I would love to see your list.
Mine just came off the top of my
head.
Hmm off the top of my head, I guess Rachel Ray, Joe Bastianich, the Cuomos, Megan Rapinoe, Zach Braff, that nasty author who is so full of himself, that tattoo guy, and that home renovation lady.
Victoria,
Definitely Rachel Ray! But which nasty
author are you referring to. Josh Ferris?
lol probably him too
But I was thinking of Bret Easton Ellis
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