Isn't Barney cute, girls? He is the bull who escaped from a Suffolk County slaughter house, and has been roaming about Long Island, since Tuesday. He has been sighted, but not found! Bet he wishes he was in Manhattan! This is one smart bull, not only for escaping, but because I believe this deed was due to his having read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle."
Those searching for Barney came up with a brilliant idea, which I think proved wrong. They got a sexy female cow, to try and entice Barney, but he did not take the bait.
Which tells me two things. Either the femme cow was a lesbian, or, as I strongly suspect, Barney is a gay bull, and this could be his way of coming out. If the searchers got hold of a hot, hunky, and horny bull, I bet Barney would come running.
Poor Barney just needs a friend; one he can cotton up to.
Just listen to Carole King! She knows what Barney needs!
And to those out there looking, please do not hurt Barney!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LGBTQ bulls have rights, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 comments:
Love Carole!
AND Barney!!!!
Victoria,
Barney still has not been found.
My guess? He hopped a ferry over
to Fire Island, where he is the
most popular one there! Al the boys
want to dance with him!
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