Well actually, darlings, I did, for about two days.
This was a bad time. My mother had recently passed, and I was having trouble landing a job that would put me on a career path. I decided to take a basic Chem class at Middlesex County--which I could afford on my own, back in 1979--and I must say the concepts outlined the first day were fascinating. If only labs were not involved.
Because, in one of my first lab steps, I made a mistake, and almost blew up the place! Immediately after, I looked at the college catalog, and there I saw it--an evening course called "History Of American Musical Theater." And I thought I would be going to Rutgers School Of Pharmacy! Hah! I marched into that other class, where the instructor was so impressed by me, he had me stay after class, and it was like a real-life version of the Cassie-Zach scene in "A Chorus Line." That put me on the right path, and here I am today. I lasted in Chemistry only two days.
Returning to the topic at large, Saturdays are especially fun, when "Svengoolie" shows "Blood Of Dracula." You know, the one where Sandra Harrison looks better as the monster! Girls, if you need a film fix of this it is on You Tube in its entirety.
On this viewing, there were several things I learned--
Having a tramp stepmother (Jeanne Dean steals every moment she is in, as Miss Roundheels Doris) will get a girl sent to a third-rate boarding school, with subliminal lesbianism. I mean, the headmistress' name is Mrs. Thorndyke! Wink, wink! Sherwood was NOT Miss Porter's; Lee Radziwill would never have been caught dead here! What is it with stepmothers and boarding school? Remember Eleanor Parker alluding to such in "The Sound Of Music?"
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Chemistry was never one of my favorite subjects, nor one that I excelled in.
None of the Sciences.
Or math.
Victoria,
I was fine in math and science up till eighth grade.
Two teachers in those subjects destroyed any interest I might have had.
But, mysteriously, I aced Geometry.
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