If Jamie Lee Curtis Wins The Oscar, What Will The Category Be--"Best Supporting Actress," Or "Best Supporting Actress/Actor????????????????"

                              Talk about gender issues!  Girls, not since the 1959 TONY Awards unfathomably nominated "The Children in 'The Sound Of Music'" as "Best Featured Actress In A Musical," even though two of them were boys, has a gender issue this big appeared on the horizon.

                                We all know, girls, that Jamie Lee is a hermaphrodite.  For those not in the know, that means she allegedly has both male and female reproductive organs.  But who can tell?

                                 Nevertheless, it begs the question of her Oscar category.  While I would be happy for her to win, if she does how will the hermaphrodite or transgender community feel?  Ever since her breakout performance as Laurie Strode in John Carpenter's 1978 masterwork, "Halloween," Jamie has given her all no matter how crappy the film!  She and the screenwriters made 1980's "Prom Night" into a heartbreaking Shakespearean type tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  And who could forget her sympathy for the killer in "Terror Train," also made in 1980?

                                  So, I am cheering for Jamie, either way?  But how is Oscar deciding on gender?

                                 And let me warn you, dolls--this is just the beginning.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!