Girls, Join Us Tonight At Eight PM, As Svengoolie Presents "Count Yorga, Vampire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                                             You are on your own with this one, darlings, because, though released in 1970, even I have never seen this, though I have heard of it.  It has the potential for campiness and bosoms, which should please some, and its only actor of note is Michael Murphy; this must have been early in his career.

                                                "A Tale Of Unspeakable Cravings....." my readers certainly know about those.  And I don't just mean a pint of Hagen Dazs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                      So, join us for what could be some lust filled fun!  Though I am not sure Little Pippin should watch it.  Maybe we can get him to sleep before it starts.

                                                       But he will want to stay up late for "Sventoonie," as I have no idea what film he will deconstruct tonight.   But Trevor and Blob E. Blob will be on hand and we all just love Blob E.

                                                         So, join us for this fun fest, at 8PM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                                        Clean that closet of your skeletons, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!