I May Not Be Jennifer Jones In "The Song Of Bernadette," Darlings, But This Photo Is An Offense To Me, To All Catholics, And To People Of Good Standing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

                             Girls, doesn't this just raise the bar on crassness??????????  Donald Trump as POPE??????????

                               It is bad enough having him as President, but the Papacy would be ruined if he took it.  That is, if he could, not even being Catholic in the first place.

                               Still, it is a frightening prospect.  Catholics who fear the downfall and end of the Church would certainly get it were Trump to hold this office.  He might even bring Lucifer up from the jaws of Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             However, I have a better idea, darlings---

                                  In this best of all possible worlds, were such a thing possible, Sister Camille D'Arienzo should be elected Pope.  She has the wisdom, kindness and insight needed for the job, though I can see she may not want the headaches.   But it makes more sense to me than Trump!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    I am not a political satirist; I leave that to my betters, like Stephen Colbert.  But this goes beyond politics, to the foundation of morality.

                                     Don't tolerate this moral indecency.  Stick with Sister Camille!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      She does not steer anyone wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!