November Is A Bad Month For Turkeys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                             Turkeys' popularity goes up in November, but that is not good thing, if one happens to be a turkey.  I hope there is one turkey out there, who, like Barney, the bull, and Flaco, the owl, escape their slaughtering fate.

                                I think turkeys are cute, and while they can be unclean and nasty, they deserve as much right to exist as the rest of us.  Being a turkey and looking forward to the future is like being a suburban kid looking forward only to a tract house in the suburbs, for his future.

                                 There is no law saying turkey must be consumed on Thanksgiving.  Did the pilgrims really eat it?  Come on, who was there that could tell us now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  If you abstain from turkey this year, fine.  But, girls, if you consume it, think of the sacrifice that turkey made for you to enjoy it.

                                    Just like soldiers in a war!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   No wonder turkeys cannot wait until December!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!