Who Needs Fran Lebowitz When You Have The Raving Queen????????????????????????

                                      Now, darlings, Fran and I used to bump into each other frequently, particularly when we would dine at the Waverly Inn.  We did not exactly glare but gave sour expressions to one another.

                                        Fran has been living off cheap revenue and other people her entire life.  I have worked, and written, and, while I have never made it to Carnegie Hall, I have seen many people there, but Fran Lebowitz will not be one of them.

                                         She calls herself the quintessential New Yorker.  Oh, yeah??????????  Has she been seen at Balthazar's Cipriani uptown, or Manducati's in Long Island City??????????  Well, I have, because I frequent places where ANNA is known to hang out.  And I share with all, not just select acolytes that for whatever reason adore her.

                                            Has her wardrobe never heard of Balenciaga???????????  Or any designers???????????  Her style is atrocious.

                                            On his theatrical shilling show, "On Stage," featuring Frank DeLilla, who is as unctuous as Lin Manuel Miranda, Fran was on recently, and admits she never goes to the theater.   And she calls herself a quintessential New Yorker?????????????   She still has not shed her Short Hills, NJ roots.

                                               Her observations are as old as the hills.  Don't waste your time on Fran at Carnegie Hall.

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