Girls, What Does It Take To Get An Appoointment In This Town???

And I just don't mean a hair appointment, darlings, though Lord knows how tough that is! I mean, here I am, probably riddled with cancer stemming from my foot, and I can't get an appointment with the nail specialist before October 29. By then I could be dead!!!! And this is all about my Florida vacation, which I have to book in between so I can get home and keep this damn appointment, because God knows when I might get one after this.

Girls, how would you like to be dealing with all this? It's not all Anna Wintour and VOGUE. Thank God I don't look like a harridan like that Grace Coddington, oh my God, I could not let her come through my back door. Like some emigre from Goat Alley!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I die from this cancer, let me tell you, my family will sue the doctor and collect a big sum! Then I can know I did something for them. Meanwhile, here I am, still needing a husband, and now my time may be limited. Well, damnit, I am going to LIVE--hit the shows, the restaurants and the galas while I can and while I am still FABULOUS enough to, darlings! And if you can't stand it, that is just too bad!!!

Kiss me, girls, I'm outta here! Believe me you will get a full report about the 29th!!!!!!!