Darlings, You Have To See It To Believe It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, I am talking about "The Human Centipede," now at the IFC, which is sure to be one of the film highlights of this year. Picture this--a rainstorm, two scantily clad young girls, in heels, arrive at a house, dripping wet, clothes clinging--hey, you would have to go back to Roger Corman for this. The mad German scientist, the homeliest guy you can imagine says "I don't like humans." He wants to turn his imprisoned specimens into a human centipede, conencted by mouth to anus. I am telling you, girls, when the shit scene comes--look out!!!! This will be the hit of the Fringe Festival when it is turned into a musical in a few years! I guarantee it!!!!!

Had a lovely eve at Dignity last night, although my target was not there. Oh, well there is next week. Tonight, Harvey is the hottest ticket in town, and we are all trouncing down to 23rd Street to hear him. Wednesday I am seeing "Memphis," so the week is lining up for a full one!!!

Poor Lynn Redgrave. Just saw her recently at Paper Mill--who would have thought? A great, talented actress. How sad.

So let's drink a Bloody Mary and more to Lynn! And, darlings, youh haev GOT to see "The Human Centipede." Wait till you see the scene on the front lawn!!!!

Just FABULOUS, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!