Darlings, Once Again It Is Time For Bitch Of The Week!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, I have been saving this week's Bitch on purpose for this date and occasion, because tonight we are going to see the film from which she came.

The winner this week of The Raving Queen's Bitch Of The Week Award is none other than--Miss Carol Harbin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Who?" I know some of you out there are asking. Let me explain.

Carol Harbin is the daughter of Lucy Harbin, both of whom appear in the film classic "Strait-Jacket" (1964), featured tonight at the Chelsea with Hedda Lettuce.
This is William Castle's trash classic about a womman who REALLY does have an ax to grind!!!! She is, of course, played in all her garish glory by Joan Crawford, but let me tell you, girls, Lucy is one of her more sympathetic roles, because as her daughter, Diane Baker, as Carol Harbin, is, though you might not believe it, even worse than Ann Blyth as Veda in "Mildred Pierce."

At least with Veda, loves, you know you are dealing with a trampy, viperish bitch! But Diane Baker as Carol gives us this Miss Butter Wouldn't Melt In Her Mouth Virgin act, which has her horndog boyfriend Michael's tongue hanging out so far that when Joan shows up on the scene you can tell he is desperate to bang her! Hell, he is desperate to bang anything, because he sure isn't getting it from Carol, who with her pristine dresses and sixties hairstyle--probably changes her panties every hour on the hour--is clearly saving herself for marriage. Oh, come on!

Carol Harbin, my dear, was a girl from the wrong side of the tracks, who is trying to advance her way up the social ladder by marrying dairy heir Michael Field and becoming, yes, girls, a Dairy Queen!!!!!!!! By clamping her legs shut, she keeps Michael hanging, never dreaming he's gonna wanna bang Joan, and when she does her inner bitch comes out, because Carol is not going to go back to the white trash by-the railroad-tracks environment that she was raised in. Hell, even the trash section of my home town, Goat Alley, was more high class than that. Well, just barely. But Carol turns out to be the most rotten of daughers, because her act is part of her grand plan to kill her inlaws, frame it on her mother, and then obsessively have Michael and his fortune all to herself. Now, one cannot condemn a girl for wanting a rich husband--can we now, girls?--but to mess with Joan Crawford??? Honey, you are asking for trouble! And to try and upstage Joan??? Impossible!!!! Trying to drive her own mother back to the mental hospital from which she has been released by making her think she is a muderess again, killing her inlaws, I mean not even Veda went this far! Veda only killed out of passion and jealousy; Carol kills at a moment's notice. She is a truly dangerous bitch! We just LOVE her! Watch Diane in the scene where Joan lights the match on the record; you can see her dirpping with jealousy. Her Jocasta like speech at the film's climax is a classic, as are her histrionics. Sweeties, I don't want to say too much more, in case some of you who are reading this have not seen the film, and are going to tonight. So let me jut say--few bitches surpass Carol Harbin!!!!! And who would have thought wholesome Diane Baker could pull such an iconic portrayal off????

You have to watch out for those wholseome bitches, girls!!!!! We just LOVE Carol and Diane.

But don't try and fool ME with some virgin act, girls!!!! Believe me I have been around the track and know the score. Make sure you do too, lambs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!