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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Girls, He Has Got To Be The Homeliest Man On Television!!!!!!!!!!!


                             I am talking, of course, about Lieutenant Joe Kenda, the star of Investigation Discovery's show, "Homicide Hunter."  I love the show, but just look at him!!!!!!!!!!! Is that a wig????????? And how old is this guy???????  In last week's show, he made a reference to his daughter!!!!!!!!  Like, I hope she looks better than this!!!!!! Or maybe he was better looking when younger.

                              Personally, darlings, I think it is just having become too accustomed to hot cops on TV. After twelve years of Chris Meloni as Elliot Stabler, the notion of "real looking" police is hard to accept.  Even David Caruso, in his "NYPD Blue" days, or  Daniel J. Travanti on "Hill Street Blues," were easy on the eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Let's face it, when Jack Webb played Sgt. Joe Friday on "Dragnet," back in the 50's, he certainly was no glamour puss!!!!!!!!!!  But he had the actor's panache!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Not this guy!!!!!!!!! His line deliveries are as flat as anything!!!!!!!!!  I have heard better at kindergarten stage plays!!!!!!!!!  Thank God the subject he covers--his cases--are interesting, and deflect from his presence.  But if this show had a more, shall we say, presentable person, as the "Homicide Hunter," this show could really take off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                               Why do I tune in each week???????  Like I said, the cases are interesting, and I keep hoping Kenda will get rid of that wig, or at least restyle whatever that mess is on his head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  He takes all the fun out of homicide hunting!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   Maybe a gift certificate to Elizabeth Arden would help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    I know it would do wonders for all of us, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28 comments:

LaNell Barrett said...

Raving Queen...Mr. Kenda is much better looking NOW than you could ever have been. And had much more purposeful LIFE.

lulabell79 said...

@LaNell Barrett: Right on sister! Lmao! I'm with you 100%.

lulabell79 said...

@LaNell Barrett: Right on sister! Lmao! I'm with you 100%.

lulabell79 said...

@LaNell Barrett: Right on sister! Lmao! I'm with you 100%.

lulabell79 said...

@LaNell Barrett: Right on sister! Lmao! I'm with you 100%.

beverlyhillschic said...

I do not find him ugly, I guess you have nothing better to do or blog about...

Theresa said...

Lt. Joe is down to earth, humble and a real man who doesn't judge others by appearances, which mean absolutely nothing. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Stephanie Starcher said...

This is a real detective, not an actor. Look at all the killers hes gotten off the streets! that in itself is very commendable

Stephanie Starcher said...

This is a real detective, not an actor. Look at all the killers hes gotten off the streets! that in itself is very commendable

Stephanie Starcher said...

This is a real detective, not an actor. Look at all the killers hes gotten off the streets! that in itself is very commendable

Stephanie Starcher said...

This is a real detective, not an actor. Look at all the killers hes gotten off the streets! that in itself is very commendable

Carroll Evers said...

I find him very charismatic!!! I have wondered about the wig thing myself but either way...I love him and I think he is the real deal.

jewels said...

It's not a toupee, if you can't tell that perhaps you should go back to beauty school!

Hannah Gillespie said...

He is an amazing detective not an actor. He gets paid to solve murders, not look pretty. Personally I think he is handsome. Oh and look closer, you can seen his part and scalp. Not a toupee.

Hannah Gillespie said...

He is an amazing detective not an actor. He gets paid to solve murders, not look pretty. Personally I think he is handsome. Oh and look closer, you can seen his part and scalp. Not a toupee.

Anita Pine said...

I personally find him SEXY AS HELL
He is a real man Not a pretty boy actor He should be commended for his achievments and outstanding service to his community If anyone deserves a TV show Mr. Kenda does
I wish He would teach His knowledge is unmeasurable

Anita G Az

Sammylyn said...

@Anita, I agree with you girlfriend! @the raving Queen, you seem to be a very shallow person, and I saw YOUR profile pic....SMH!

Jules said...

Joe Kenda is awesome! He IS the show. The stories are only good bc of HOW he tells them! His deadpan commentary is entrancing. If not for his candid insight the show would be the typical, poorly acted, reenactments. Funny, it's the simple immitation that entices you, not the talented investigator who is real and admirable. Very telling actually, don't ya think? Smh.

Art Lovers said...

Please!!! He is awesome!! He tells it as it is. I DO NOT miss the show. I think when he was younger he was a hotty, look at those blue eyes!!

Ethel5 said...

at least he looks like a real man and not a made up phony!

Blings and Girly Things said...

Love the show and him. BTW, you're not exactly GQ material, dear.

suz said...

This man has seen so much stuff in his life and seen the hard, mean, sick side of humanity. He was dedicated to finding the criminal and being there for the victim and the family. That's what your face looks like when you have seen the stuff he has seen and his deadpan voice comes from dealing with so many deviates and idiots. I love him because of his intelligence and devotion to getting scum off the streets. I would love to have him working homicide in my communioty and I would bake cookies for him!!

angelo renardo said...

You talk about Chris Meloni. What about Meloni's spray on hair?

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christmas condon said...

I just love, love, love me some Joe Kenda! I could listen to his stories for hours and hours. And I am so impressed and greatful for all he has done for the community of Colorado Springs, although I am well over 1,00 miles away and have never even been in Colorado. I am glad he is getting some recognition for the wonderful work he dedicated his life to and would be honored to meet him. (Oh, and I agree that he was probably quite the hotty in his day, and although he has some years and experience behind him, I don't think he's ugly now and since I'm not all that much younger than he is, I wouldn't kick him out. I think his sense of justice and outrage at what he has seen in his work is not only highly commendable, but sexy too!
Yup, love me some Joe Kenda : )

christmas condon said...

Oh man!!! I just looked at "The Raving Queen's" profile picture! And to think you have the cojones to criticize someone elses's appearance? OMG!!! You sure are no "Raving" anything!!!
And exactly what have you done in your life to contribute to society?????

breeezy1030 said...

Omg! Now, raving queen, you know damn well you ain't got no damn business talking about Lt. Joe Kenda! Although i love the show, i never thought of him as "fine". But after seeing your busted ass pic, sweetheart you need your ass whooped!

Christine Denlinger said...

@raving queen, I realize the purpose of your blog is to make remarks regarding certain people or topics that get noticed, but insulting someone's looks, is so passe' and "mean girl". It's one thing to critique someone's fashion sense, but publicly shredding someone's physical appearance and referring to them add ugly, is crossing the line and says more about you as a person. Having said that, I've seen your profile pic and I don't see a physically ugly person, a hot mess, or any of the other knee jerk responses you received from the other comments. Although I don't think you physically ugly, your blog portrays you as someone who is ugly on the inside. No one is physically ugly. No one! Everyone is unique and beautiful in some way or another. Ugly is as ugly does. I believe your attempt to write a witty and sarcastic blog by criticizing someone's looks, backfired on you when you crossed the line by going UGLY. I'm sorry for the knee jerk, mean comments that were harsh about your looks. I can promise you that you're not physically ugly, but your blog portrays an ugly personality. I'm sure you're better than that.