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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

This Was No "Annie Get Your Gun," Darlings!!!!!!!!!!!

                              
                                            Glenn Turner may he thought his wife, Lynn, was his "sexy cowgirl," when he married her, but he just didn't know what he was getting into.  Actually, the actress playing Lynn last night on "Final Witness," was sexier than Lynn here, seen above.  But when it comes to being a Black Widow, Lynn
is a leading contender.  On March 3, 1995, she murdered her then 31-year-old police officer husband, Glenn.  Sure, he had been to the hospital ER the night before with flu symptoms, but that was before January 22, 2001, when Lynn murdered her hot, fireman boyfriend, Randy Thompson, then 32.  He was found to have been poisoned with anti-freeze, which led to Glenn's death being looked into (and maybe the body exhumed!!!!!!!), and guess what??????????  He was found to have died of the same thing!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                            Of course, it was good old fashioned greed!  On Glenn, Lynn collected $153K, and on Randy, $63K!!!!!!!  What a nice chunka change!!!!!   Those life insurance policies, darlings, I am telling you. Too many people out there have seen Barbara Stanwyck as Phyllis Dietrichson in "Double Indemnity," and are taking it too much to heart.  Sure, it is fine to glam up and look like Phyllis, but to kill like her??????????  I wouldn't be too sure of that!!!!!!!!!!  And, for a supposedly "sexy cowgirl," Lynn  was lacking, and she sure as hell was no Phyllis Dietrichson.  Guess poor old Glenn must have been seeing what he wanted to see. And look what it cost him!!!!!!!!!!

                                             But it cost Lynn, too.  Because it earned her a lifetime in the slammer. And you know what????????  The rotten narcissist could not take it!!!!!!!!! On August 30, 2010, at the relatively young age of 42, Lynn was found dead in her cell. She had been in prison for about seven or eight years, and was found dead in her cell, apparently a suicide from an overdose of stored up blood pressure medication pills.

                                             I don't think too many people cried or will cry for Lynn!!!!!!!! I know I won't!!!!!!!  Poor Glenn and Randy, for being taken in by such trash!!!!!!!!!!!  But when you live in rural Georgia, what else is there to do?????????  They should at least have gone to Atlanta, or better yet, New Orleans, where they not only could have gotten some action, they would still be alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                             Annie Oakley may not have been able to get a man with a gun, but Lynn Turner got two of hers, with anti-freeze!!!!!!!!!!!!  Those who turned down her tea invitations were smarter than they thought!!!!!!!!!!

                                              And, girls, is Lynn's story ever popular.  In addition to "Final Witness" last night, it has been told on "Snapped!" and "Deadly Women!"

                                                Lynn Turner is now One Dead Woman!!!!!!  Good riddance!!!!!!!!

                                                 See you at teatime, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                                        

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