"Svengoolie" Is Again Showing "Konga" Tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But David And I Are Going To Skip It!!!!!!!!!!!! Here Is Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  For those who have never seen it, it is worth watching. But don't let the poster fool you, darlings! It is not on the artistic level of 1933's "King Kong."

                                  Just as I no longer watch the end of the 1933 classic, stopping when Kong puts Fay Wray down on top of the Empire State Building, there is a similar moment in "Konga" when I stop watching.  This is at the end, when he is at Big Ben, clutching Michael Gough in his hand.

                                   This particularly upsetting ending was engineered by Margo Johns, as Gough's jealous bitch assistant, Margaret.  She sets in motion what becomes a very upsetting ending for this film.  Don't worry; she gets hers, though.

                                       Poor Konga.  He was just exploited and victimized, and animal activists should rise up in arms against this film.

                                         So, what are David and I going to watch, instead??????????????

                                         Well--

                                          First, we are going to watch "Run," a 2020 movie where Sarah Paulson plays a psycho mom, as only she can, who is homeschooling her disabled daughter, played by Kiera Allen.  But why is she being homeschooled?  And is she really disabled?  The daughter digs into the secrets of her mother's past, and I am telling you, girls, we cannot wait to see how much is found out.  Join us for the fun, at 8PM, darlings.  Same time, different routine.

                                          Then----

                                         

                                            We are going to follow that up with the 2003 film, "Killer Drag Queens On Dope!"  I mean, the title says it all, doesn't it, darlings?  And don't you just love Alexis Arquette, the only star of what is certain to be a fun camp mess, in the nun's outfit? This should be the biggest hoot since "Killer Klowns From Outer Space," made just fifteen years before.

                                               Baby Gojira and Little Pippin are so excited.  So, join us all for this special evening of fun.

                                                Of course, if you choose to watch "Konga," that is your choice.

                                                But don't say I did not warn you, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!