Darlings, The Stars Were Shining Last Night!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls, believe me, in all my years of celebrity chronicling, from Princess Grace's wedding, to Frank and Ava's fights, to Eddie breaking up with Debbie, nothing comes close to last night's tribute to our own, beloved, ALan. Hosted by Tema Hecht, in a stunning evening gown, with jewled amultet to match, the tone for the evening was set by the Misses Janice and Annette, who, I will have you know, found time last week to fly to Paris and Italy, respecitively, to get their original Givenchy and Adolfo creations, which they were wearing last night.

This was better than Joan Rivers' red carpet. To think we would see dance legend Lacy McDearmon inn public again; could a return to the stage be far off? And didn't Maxine Soares look stunning in a creamy creation that would make Grace Kelly in her grave roll over with envy!!!!!

The food was plentiful, but would you believe, lambs, that in all my years of attending such affairs, this was the first time I did NOT get any shrimp or desert? Both were gobbled up faster than a group of convicted witches at Salem, Mass. in
1692, and don't we know some present day witches, who ought to be convicted///

But none were present last night. What a treat to see Mary Jane Wright, George Mayer, who looked FABULOUS, Kris Shuman, the celebrated Ruth Carr and her husband, Jerry, and dozens of others. You can bet the drinks flowed, and didn't Aram Tchonanian look SO CUTE in his little suit, delivering his tribute to Alan. Not to metnion the tributes by Tema, our own Jackie Davis, Steve Ross' piano solo...darlings, the whole thing was exhausting.

Nevertheless, I am STIlL holding Sara Velez to finding me a husband!!!! I was hoping for last nght, what with 200 people, but who are you kidding? But Sara, Tema and Maxine, are going to do my wedding, which will feature me in a Vera Wang gown, and take place at The Pierre.

Even so, it will have to go a long way to eclipsing our beloved Alan's evening. The end of an era, and he will be deeply missed!!!!!!!!

What a night, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!