Girls, We Knew We Had A Winner Before We Finished The News Story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for Bitch Of The Week, girls, and seldom has a winner appeared so early; this one cropped up, I believe on Monday. And right away, darlings, I knew--we had her!!!!!!!!!

But first, let me say something about nun impersonation. Some of the finest people in the world have impersonated nuns--Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music," Jennifer Jones (you better believe it, honey!) in "The Song Of Bernadette," Audrey Hepburn in "The Nun's Story," Rosalind Russell in "The Trouble With Angels." Not to mention both Loretta Young and Celeste Holm in "Come To The Stable." And MERYL and AMY in "Doubt." Plus Dodie Goodman and the various casts, both male and female, of "Nunsense?' And how about those lovely gents out in Frisco, The Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence????

Nothing wrong with impersonating a nun--until NOW!

The winner of this week's Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award is--Mindy Le Grand!!!!!!!!!!!

Who??????????????????????????????

Darlings, we should never have known about trash like Mindy, but she was found out!!!! It seems that Miss Mindy, age 54, and NO NOVICE, was busted this week for impersonating a nun, soliticitng money on behalf of the homeless and orphans for the Catholic Church. Now, first, don't the homeless and orphans suffer enough indignities without this being thrust upon them?????? And she was doing it on Mulberry Street, where everyone down there--well, MANY at least--belong to a certain social service organization, and let me tell you that orgnaizaton, whatever it may or may not do, does NOT like to have the image of Catholicism tarnished. Forget the Law--"Sister Mindy" is in worse hot water; I am laying odds that soon she will be found in cement in the Hudson or out in the Meadowlands with Jimmy Hoffa!!!!!!!!!!!
And good riddance to bad rubbish!!!!!!!!!!

Because the so-called religious organization that Mindy was trolling for was actually bogus, Brooklyn based church, founded in the 70s by her father, who just happened, by the way, to be a convicted rapist and murderer. It seems the church ran a camp upstate, on which are buried many of Daddy's victims!!!!!!! Sweet, huh??????????? It gets better, loves!!!! The church is now run by Mindy's brother, the father's son, who IS HIMSELF a convicted rapist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about being "All In The Family!" Can you believe this, girls!!!!!!!!!
Bitches don't come any lower than Sister Mindy. At least Anna turns out quality fashion and Martha has a flair for Interior Design. But Mindy is so ugly in her nun outfit she couldn't get herself cast into a drag male company of "Nunsene!" And out of the habit she looks like a fat pig!!!!!!!!! I say throw Mindy in her outfit into Henriettta Hudson's on Saturday night, and let the gals there take care of her!!!!!!
Forget the Mob; these babes will cream her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In all my weeks of doing this column, loves, never has there been someone who is completely unredeemable as a bitch!!!!! Congratulations, Mindy, you have set a precedent, even for THIS blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for the rest of you girls, get busy, don those robes and head out on your "Sound of Music" tour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!