Darlings, My Life Is Like The 60's Sitcom "Kaaren"--I Am Always In A Whirl!!!!!!!

Girls, yesterday I forced myself out of the house at 11:42 so I could make Audrey's Beads for Life party by one. That I made it was more of a miracle than a testimony to the efficiency of the NYC MTA system. Audrey had some lovely baubles which I bought, and wine and garnishes, which I ate and drank. Her parents were there, and were SO charming; her father needs to get out more, I think, so I am going to have to drag him to The Monster, where he will be the hit of the evening, especially when we go downstairs to dance!

Then tomorrow I have to be in front of Town Hall at 10 AM to meet my sister, my niece and her son, my nephew, his wife and two chiildren, my other nephew--and with me that makes 9 of us to see the unveiling of the theatrical work "Baby Mouse--The Musical! Lunch at Carmines is sure to follow which means I will be a Lady Who Lunches, and get drunk, or maybe cap it off with some Bloody Marys downtown. I also want to see "The Cartel" which examines how bad education in New Jersey is--hell, I have known that since 1973!!!! And thanks to Jodee Blanco, I can now say my bitterness and resentment is justified. Comeuppances will eventually be gotten, just as they will elsewhere, concerning the likes of Grotesque Creature.

See what a whirl it is? And this is nothing compared to the weekend when it is to PA and back. How do I do it! I simply tell all my girls on here what is going on, because I know they all wanat to know. Just like I am going to tell off all those skanks who think SATC is so great--give me a break!

"Sex and The City" is cheap dirt! Take those bitches, pile them on a slag heap and leave them amidst the filthy landfills on Staten Island! That is the only city on which THEY belong!

See you soon at the hottest spots, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!