Girls, We Have A Fictitious Bitch This Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jon Venables, mentioned earlier, was too heinous for this distinction, so I looked around and found our week's selection in fiction--a real classic, namely "The Bad Seed." Now, while the lead character, Rhoda Penmark, may seem a shoo-in for our distinction, let me say that while Rhoda fits so much criteria--and we just LOVE her--she is much too obvious. No, the true bitch in "The Bad Seed" is one whom is never seen in the play or movie, and only briefly in the book.

I am talking about the third Fern sister, the oddly named Miss Burgess Fern!!!!!!!!!!!

The Fern Sisters ran the Fern Country Day School for children, and were all spinsters, and if Claudia, who is shown both in play and film, is any example, they were repressed lesbians!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can bet Burgegss has read her way through Radclyffe Hall's "The Well Of Loneliness.'

The sad matter of fact is, without Miss Burgess, there would have been no "Bad Seed" story, because then Claude would not have been murdered, and neither would Leroy, whose death I believe she shares in as well. On the day of the picnic, as soon as it began and Claude was being harassed by Rhoda, he went to Octavia, asking her to hold onto it till the end othe day. Now, Clause was certainly afraid, but all he got from Miss Burgess was a lecture on self-reliance. Then he died. If not for her, Claude might still be alive. What bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But we love her tailored outfits and white gloves, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So hats off to this weeks's Bitch OF The week, Miss Burgess Fern. She should have been expelled a long time ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make sure you grad from Miss Porter's, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!