A Gay/campy chronicling of daily life in NYC,with individual kernels of human truth. copyright 2011 by The Raving Queen
Monday, September 17, 2018
Darlings, I Could Be A Wal-Mart Greeter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hi, Welcome To Wal-Mart!
"How may I help you?"
"Service with a smile--or get the hell out of here!"
"Beat it, you old bitch!"
I mean, darlings, wouldn't I just be perfect for this position? I could be like Gloria Garayua, as Vita Chacon, who worked at Blue Market, in the "Cold Case" episode "A Dollar, A Dream." As has been said of me, many times, my middle name is service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am actually thinking of doing this. I would explode the customer service business, because I would not suffer fools gladly, while giving them exactly what they want...even if they do not know it is what they want!
And that blue uniform! Oh, boy! A glam outfit to fake my act as one of the masses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girls, I am telling you, here and now, if I actually do this, I will let you know, and you must come and see me!
It will be a performance, beyond your wildest imaginations!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2 comments:
I would drag myself to Wally World to see that!
I don't know if it will happen
for sure, Victoria, but stay
tuned!
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