I Cannot Believe It!!!!!!!!!!! The World Is REALLY Coming To An End!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, Who Will Run New York City?????????????????????????

                        It seems like everyone's retiring this year, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!  My beloved David keeps saying he is retiring on October 10th of this year.  And now Anna Wintour--ANNA!!!!!!!!!!--has announced she is "stepping down," not retiring, as editor of VOGUE, to pursue more administrative overviews at Conde Nast!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                         OK, girls, what is the real story?  Who did ANNA piss off?  And ANNA pisses off no one; people piss off her!!!!!!!!!!!  Something is afoot, and I aim to find out what.

                         But who can replace ANNA?  Who will run the city?????????  I may have to do this from my blog, or I will have to concoct a resume and submit it to VOGUE.  I want that office with the Clarice Cliff collection!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I think it should be a gay man!  It is about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                          I must go into mourning, darlings!  What will become of fashion???????????????