Oh, My God!!!!!!!!!!!! Boone Faked His Own Death?????????? Why Didn't I See That Coming?????????????

                      Maybe I was blind to this plot contrivance , because Boone, played by Nick Jonas, of The Jonas Brothers, is such a hottie!  Or, seriously, for the dramatic purposes of the show, I thought Boone was just too damn dumb--like Chad--to be so clever as to come up with an idea like that.

                       Sort of like the writers on the show.  The good news, darlings, is that there are only three more episodes of this crap left, and I want things wrapped up fast.

                         So, Boone faked his won death, and we know he is one of the devils.  I have an idea that bitch Gigi is in on it, because I believe she is the one who impersonated Justice Anthony Scalia, when the trio attacked Jamie Lee Curtis as Dean Munch, and Jamie beat the living crap out of every one of them!  Good for you, Jamie!!!!!!!!!!!!

                         But, who is the third devil???????  Some are claiming Emma Roberts, though her lack of acting chops and limited facial expressions make that more and more unlikely.  It could be coming down to Pete Martuinez, local barista, and editor of the school paper, "The Sentinel."  He is also nicely played by Diego Boneta, and is the sort of  boy friend of Grace Gardner, played by Skyler Samuels!!!!!!!  Could he be the Devil???????  Your guess is as good as mine, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!

                            Wait, though , because there is another secret, waiting to be revealed.  Remember, all this centers around the murder of a woman twenty years before, on campus, from Kappa, and the presence of boy and girl twins, who were never found.  Is Grace the baby girl??????  And is Pete the baby boy???????
Are they siblings???????  Is that why they almost, but never quite, kiss?  Or is just old, regular college age angst over sexual orientation uncertainty???????????

                              Whatever the answer is, I want to put this sucker to bed!  Sure, I want to know the answers, but when the secrets are buried, so, I hope, will be the show!!!!!!!!!  It is still a chore to watch, and I cannot imagine the second season being any better, if the first was not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Face it, Ryan Murphy!!!!!!!!!!!  You are all used up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!