It's Time To Talk, Hillary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           Darlings, I am so happy that Hillary took the Democratic New York primary!  You know, I just love her!  Because a win for Hillary also means more exposure to her best representative--Kate McKinnon!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                           But, Hill, it is time  to talk, so sit down, girl, and listen!

                           At one moment, in "The Bad Seed," Mrs. Daigle (played so memorably by Eileen Heckart) says to Mrs. Penmark, (Nancy Kelly, giving the greatest hysterical performance in film history!!!!!!) "Say, you're looking kind of sick and sloppy?  Why don't you come to the shop, and I'll give you a free beauty treatment?"  Or, words to that effect.

                          Well, Hill, these are words you had better listen to.  Because NOW you have to buckle down!  Now, if you want to get the Gay vote, you had better learn to dress and style better.  Even if you have to go to a gym to do it.

                             Think in terms of 'Tippi Hedren' as Melanie Daniels in "The Birds."  Whether or not you are a natural blonde, it does not matter.  What matters is if you go into this campaign with the way you look now, you are going back to those frumpy looking pictures I have seen of you in college, where you look like, if you just pulled your hair up, you could land the role of Agnes Gooch in an undergraduate production of "MAME."   You really don't want that, do you?  And neither do voters!  Maybe you should take a cue from Helen Lawson, and hang out with some fags!!!!!!!!!!  You already had to do SOME work, in order to bag Bill!  That Gooch thing would not have worked for him!!!!!!!!!!!  Monica nay have been a porker, but she knew how to make herself attractive!!!!!!!!!!!

                               If you don't believe me, have a talk with Kate!   Preferably on SNL!!!!!!!!!  She will tell you!

                               American Gays will not tolerate a non-glamorous female President!  I mean, they almost came close, with Jackie Kennedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 So, get to work Hill!!!!!!!!!!  Consult some gay stylists and designers!

                                  We want you, NOT Donald Dump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!