Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Happy Candlemass Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Yes, girls, it is February 1, and that means Candlemass Eve--the night the witches mock the rituals of the Church, and, at midnight, sacrifice a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                What is any self-respecting witch, supposed to di, in this age?  You don't have to have seen the movie "Spotlight" to grasp the Church is doing a pretty good job of mocking itself, and, as for a virgin, with so much demand, and so low supply, even I fear this day, because who knows who the witches will go after?  Anyone they can get!  Remember, in "Rosemary's Baby," even the Castevets started with Terry, who was hardly a blushing bride!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    So, lock your doors, and watch out for dead birds and wolf bane.  It is a new month, but this is a day you don't go out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                      Happy February, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Videolaman said...

Beware The Hour Of Thirteen, RQ!

And keep a 200-lb stone crucifix handy for shade throwing, in case any stray witches force their way into your apartment.

The Raving Queen said...

No witches last eve. Safe for another year!!!!!!!!!!