A Gay/campy chronicling of daily life in NYC,with individual kernels of human truth. copyright 2011 by The Raving Queen
Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Happy Candlemass Eve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, girls, it is February 1, and that means Candlemass Eve--the night the witches mock the rituals of the Church, and, at midnight, sacrifice a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is any self-respecting witch, supposed to di, in this age? You don't have to have seen the movie "Spotlight" to grasp the Church is doing a pretty good job of mocking itself, and, as for a virgin, with so much demand, and so low supply, even I fear this day, because who knows who the witches will go after? Anyone they can get! Remember, in "Rosemary's Baby," even the Castevets started with Terry, who was hardly a blushing bride!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, lock your doors, and watch out for dead birds and wolf bane. It is a new month, but this is a day you don't go out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy February, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Beware The Hour Of Thirteen, RQ!
And keep a 200-lb stone crucifix handy for shade throwing, in case any stray witches force their way into your apartment.
No witches last eve. Safe for another year!!!!!!!!!!
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