The trouble with Thanksgiving, darlings, is that it always falls on Thursday. And so, too, does the Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award! How does one find a winner for that day? Some deranged Dad who, instead of carving the turkey, carves up his family? Some overwrought Mom who throws the turkey at the family, and walks out the door?
One can't always count on such tings to happen. So here is my choice, for this year!
The winner of this week's Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award, is--Anyone Caught Serving Swanson Or Banquet Frozen TV Dinners Today, Instead Of A Full Meal. On This Thanksgiving Day!!!!!!!!!!!
I know there is extreme poverty and need out there! I am no Scrooge; never have been! But, dolls, even the soup kitchens, in Manhattan and about, serve better meals than this! As well as some churches, who open up their basements, serving meals--real meals--to the lonely or the needy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There is no excuse for being on the receiving end of a Thanksgiving Bitch!
Banquet on THIS day???????????????? Hell, no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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