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Face it, darlings, it takes a Raving Queen to spot this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you seen the Stanley Steemer commercial, with the service worker, and Kyle? Kyle is as cute as all get out, and so is "Mr. Steemer," as the tyke calls him. But the more I watch this commercial, the more I am convinced of one thing.
Kyle has the hots for Mr. Steemer! Look how he runs around excitedly, and calls out, "Goodbye, Mr. Steemer."
Yes, girls, I believe Kyle is the symbol of burgeoning gay youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here is what his parents should watch out for.
1. While riding in the car, does Kyle wave to all the truckers and firefighters? I did!
2. He exchanges his animal mobile for pictures of Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. He is fascinated by the cooking recipes and dress designs in Mom's mags!
4. He plays the cast album of "American Psycho" so loudly, it drives his parents
crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. By the time he is grown, Madonna will be a cultural antique, but he will
understand her cultural impact!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. When Kyle hits puberty, no more visits with "Mr. Steemer."
7. Kyle will start asking for"Milk" as a movie, not a beverage.
8. He will try make-up and dress like Mom during prepubescence!
9. He will have read "Valley Of The Dolls" by sixth grade.
10. From the shitload of money he makes from these commercials,
Kyle will enroll in a college with an excellent Theater Department!
See how much one can pick up from a commercial?
One thing you can't fault Kyle for is good taste! Mr. Steemer IS hot!!!!!!!!!!!!
See for yourselves, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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