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Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Granny Get Your Gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


                             Forget Granny porn, girls!  As repugnant as that may be--and just who are these women, anyway?--nothing compares to gun totin' Lois Riess, fresh from Midwest Minnesota--the town of Blooming Prairie--who is on the lam, and armed!

                             It is not even Thursday, but I feel like I am writing Bitch Of The Week. Actually, I have others in mind for that.  Lois is just a  crime novelty, a killer granny.  She shot her husband, David Riess, found dead in their home on March 23.  He was only 59.

                              Next, she heads to Florida, and plays a geriatric version of Jennifer Jason Leigh as Hedra Carlson in "Single White Female."  At the Smokin' Oyster Brewery--oh, my!!!!!!--in Fort Myers, Florida, she befriended a lookalike woman of her age, named Pamela Hutchinson.  She later killed her, stealing all forms of identification from the deceased's purse.

                              Now, "Granny Pam" is on the lam!  No apple pies from her!  Nor would I take one, if she offered it.

                               Those in deepest danger are middle aged women who bear a resemblance to her.

                                Her motives are unfathomable.  Is this early Alzheimer's?????????  A geriatric serial killer?

                               She has three grown children, who had better all lock their doors.  And she is a gambling addict.  Maybe that precipitated the spree.

                               I cannot wait to see ID handle this one!  Lois Smith would be great for a mainstream movie, but that divine actress would not do anything so trashy.

                               But I can tell you one thing!  Granny will go down in the dust, like Bonnie and Clyde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 comments:

Victoria said...

Wow people are losing their minds.
The world is filled with so much anger and hate. And Greed.
How can we expect the children to act right when the Grownups don't act right??

The Raving Queen said...


Victoria,

I worry about those kids and
grandchildren. She must have
been a ticking time bomb that
finally went off. Fueled by
a gambling addiction that
put she and hubby in a deep
hole!