This Mother-Son Story Is Not A Bit Like Sophocles.....Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                       Not since Sante and Kenny Kimes has there been a mother-son team like Sonya and Damon Bamberg.  Since "Scream Queens" was cancelled Tuesday night, because of the World Series, I discovered Sonya and Damon, thanks to ID, and having done that, I knew I found this week's winner of The Raving Queen Bitch Of The Week Award.

                        These two did not own the department store chain, Bamberger's, let me tell you.  Sonya was actually a real life version of Norma Bates, mother of Norman, and their story here is probably what would have gone down in "Psycho," had Bates not murdered her, and what most likely has gone down on "Bates Motel," which I have not seen.

                          Let's start with incest.  Mother could not keep her hands off her son, and would parade around in her underwear, like she was Anne Bancroft as Mrs. Robinson in "The Graduate."  As you can see, Sonya is not nearly as attractive as Anne, and even the actress chosen to play her was not, so how the son, who was average looking enough to get a regular woman, could submit to his mother was just another part of the crazy sickness she was feeding into him.

                            But she was crafty. She wanted grandchildren, and she knew an incestuous union would not yield good product, on that front.  So, she played matchmaker to her son, and he married two women.  The first wife caught on, and got out of there fast; she was smart.  The second, Nicole Orvin, was not so lucky. She came to this marriage with another child, whom Damon would abuse, and they had one of their own, whom Sonya promptly took charge of.  Now that Nicole had fulfilled her reproductive function, she was of no use to either mother or son, so one night,  near Mount Vernon, Georgia, Nikki was shot down in cold blood on a highway by Sonya and Damon. She says Damon fired the trigger, but I think Sonya did.She had the balls in this household.

                             They both got what they deserved--a Life sentence, without ever seeing each other.  Poor Damon; so dependent on Mama. What is he going to do now?  And what was Sonya thinking, knowing she would not be around forever; she would predecease Damon.  What was she thinking.

                                She wasn't, darlings!!!!!!!!!!  She was selfish!!!!!!!!!  One of many reasons why she is Bitch Of The Week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   Sonya was quite a mother!  But I won't say mother what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!