Let's Talk About Joey Chestnut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                With a name like that, I don't feel bad if this post is outrageous.

                                 Today is always a big day at Coney Island--its Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest!  Which is why I never go there on this day--the crowds are overwhelming!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                  Joey Chestnut (can you believe that is his real name, dolls???) is the reigning  champ.  I loved it the year he was beaten by the tiny little Asian girl.  A triumph of size over quantity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                   One thing that has to be handed to Joey.  And you will only hear it on here, darlings!!!!!!!!!!!  With the size and amount and speed he has to get those hot dogs past his epiglottis, he has got to be the world's greatest cocksucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                     That is right, girls!  You heard me!

                                      Now, I don't know if Joey has ever attempted this, but, really he should!  I am sure there are many out there--right at the contest!--who could benefit from Joey's potential skill.

                                       Hey, Joey, don't knock it till you have tried it!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                       Only on The Raving Queen, girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!