Virgins, Beware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Why is this screen so suddenly silent????????????  Are there truly no virgins out there????????????

                               There must be!  For those of you who are, beware, for this is Candlemass Eve, the night the witches mock the rituals of the Church--and sacrifice a Virgin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                I know, things are tough all over!  Even for witches!!!!!!!!!!!  So, for those still virginal--or, at least, claiming to be, watch out!  Witches are especially desperate these days, because the stock is low!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                Which goes by way of saying stay indoors even if you have just an OUNCE of purity in you, for you could be eligible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                    Here is what can really happen today!  Don't you be caught up in the fray, on either side!!!!!!!!!!!!